littleblackmaps:

i’m glad chris evans is a celebrity and not a regular person because i don’t know what i’d do if i saw him making me a latte at starbucks or cashing my check at the bank or teaching my english class

prolusion:

there are more than 7 billion people on this planet and i have less than 5 friends

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Anonymous asked:
It's so rude and immature to be on your phone in class in college especially blatantly like have some respect

katara:

It costs 82829k a year I’ll suck dick in class if I want to