donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source: macklemack)

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

(Source: leochingkwaked)

heckannoying:

when someone you hate tries to make a jokeimage

"Call your mother. Tell her you love her. Remember you’re the only person who knows what her heart sounds like from the inside."

(via nicolezai)

(Source: pobredreamer)