bombing:

rangedrelic:

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

*enchanted

thanks for catching that typo. can’t believe i missed it

dontrytowakemeinthemorning:

Trying to wipe my eyeliner from under my eyes but then realizing it’s not my eyeliner and it’s dark circles from being too tired..

altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

"Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barely even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears."

At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via theseoverusedwords)

acuerdate-de-mi

(via wordjess)

(Source: offtheocean)

Sure Ellen Page came out of the closet but could she draw in the third grade? Macklemore investigates

(Source: mandokamuscular)

joshpeckofficiall:

knightscrest:

who the hell thought turtlenecks were a good idea

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"You have to be odd to be number one."

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

(Source: lsd-soaked-tampon)

stargates:

why is this so hard